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farting

phil245

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Book Reviewer
#1
I couldn't stop farting in bed last night..
"For the 20th fucking time STOP FARTING", my Jewish wife moaned.
"Oh come on", I replied, "When did a bit of gas ever kill anyone?"
And now she's kicked me out for being fucking insensitive!
 
#2
I couldn't stop farting in bed last night..
"For the 20th fucking time STOP FARTING", my Jewish wife moaned.
"Oh come on", I replied, "When did a bit of gas ever kill anyone?"
And now she's kicked me out for being fucking insensitive!

Dear me Phil..... you are a very bad man!!!

Still funny though
 

phil245

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
I had a German plumber in fitting a new shower. when he had gone, I found that he had plumbed the shower in to the gas supply, I suppose that old habits die hard.
 
#4
Seems Germany have asked for a Euro bail out....seems they have been presented with a gas bill by Poland that they fucked off without paying.
 
#5
Angela Merkel went to Poland last week.

The immigration Officer at Warsaw Airport inspected her passport and said 'Occupation?'

'Nein' she replied. 'I am only here for a few days'
 

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