Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I couldn't stop farting in bed last night..
    "For the 20th fucking time STOP FARTING", my Jewish wife moaned.
    "Oh come on", I replied, "When did a bit of gas ever kill anyone?"
    And now she's kicked me out for being fucking insensitive!
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  2. Dear me Phil..... you are a very bad man!!!

    Still funny though
  3. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I had a German plumber in fitting a new shower. when he had gone, I found that he had plumbed the shower in to the gas supply, I suppose that old habits die hard.
  4. Seems Germany have asked for a Euro bail out....seems they have been presented with a gas bill by Poland that they fucked off without paying.
  5. Angela Merkel went to Poland last week.

    The immigration Officer at Warsaw Airport inspected her passport and said 'Occupation?'

    'Nein' she replied. 'I am only here for a few days'
  6. By law, shower heads in Germany have to have more than 10 holes.