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Farting Old Fart

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by devexwarrior, Dec 5, 2007.

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  1. Flatulence ban for club pensioner

    Mr Fox said that the club letter was a surprise
    A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.

    "I am a loud farter, but there is no smell"

    Maurice Fox

    Full story here

    Perhaps we should offer this chap honorary Naafi mambership where his pump tomfoolery would be greeted with acclaim (as well as cries of "which dirty barsteward did that?"
  2. Political correctness gone mad....I blame Brussels (sprouts)....