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Farting Old Fart

Flatulence ban for club pensioner

Mr Fox said that the club letter was a surprise
A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.

"I am a loud farter, but there is no smell"

Maurice Fox

Full story here


Perhaps we should offer this chap honorary Naafi mambership where his pump tomfoolery would be greeted with acclaim (as well as cries of "which dirty barsteward did that?"

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