Just an idle thought Has anyone else noticed how hard it is to fart on an exercise bike? the saddle seems to provide a cork and then when you sort of lift your arse up and lean forward off the seat it puts you in the best position to guff at the poor barsteward on the running machine behind you! The trouble with farting on the running machine is that you cant leave the scene and the evidence clearly points you out as the culprit! The best thing is farting in the sauna or jacuzzi though - because you re well camoflauged and you know whats coming you can react immediately and look at the gorgeous woman opposite screwing up your nose and looking disgusted so they take the blame!!! Sit-ups are also an area of danger when your doing crunchies - its far too easy to let one or two pop out!