I was at a 40th birthday party last night, and while the ales were flowing well, it was still a wee bit boring. So me and the mate and the two other halfs decided to have a little competition. This involved 2 empty pringles tubes and the brewing of some good botty burps. Said botty burps to be ejected into the pringle tubes, and at the end of the night seeing who had the worst smelling tube. My arrse was happily in fine fettle as I'd been at the indian dips and other such spicy condiments and even if I do say so myself, I was feckin rancid. Throughout the night I'd add to the tube until it was warm to the tough and the lid was rumbling and squeeking. The lasses sadly didnt have as much luck as the botty burps didnt seem to want to play for them. At the end of the night my mate grabbed his missus and I flipped the lid and stuck it under her nose. I must say Ive never seen someones face turn so many shades of green and grey, but I failed...I couldnt make her puke, she just retched a bit I really think this should be added to the all time greats of party games along with Pin the Tail on the Donkey and Spin the Bottle.