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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 7, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A FART...

    A fart, it is a pleasant thing,
    It gives the belly ease,
    It warms the bed in winter,
    And suffocates the fleas.

    A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    Poisonous cloud

    A fart can be short,
    Or a fart can be long,
    Some farts have been known
    To sound like a song......

    A fart can create
    A most curious medley,
    A fart can be harmless,
    Or silent, and deadly.

    A fart might not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A fart may pass quickly,
    Or linger a while......

    A fart can occur
    In a number of places,
    And leave everyone there,
    With strange looks on their faces.

    From wide-open prairie,
    To small elevators,
    A fart will find all of
    Us sooner or later.

    But that farts are all bad,
    Is simply not true
    We must never forget.......
    Old farts like you!
     
  2. Thats going in my dads/grandads birthday/fathers day cards!