Fart.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by scruff_1, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Couple lying in bed and the bloke farts. 1 nil he says.
    The woman farts, 1 all she says.
    The bloke farts, 2 – 1 says he.
    The woman lets one rip, 2 all she says.
    The bloke farts and follows through n sh**s the bed.
    What was that asked the woman?
    Half time, change sides.