Fart etiquette; humorous retorts after release

#1
or, witty interjections following a horse and cart, intended to lighten an otherwise embarassing moment.


I'll start with;

(parp) 'What's that Skippy?'

(parp again) 'The miners are in trouble?'



In your own time, go on...
 
#4
Nurse!
 
#5
'Shot, out!'
 
#7
As a nipper I let a sneaky one out at a Football game. Aged 10 I could not come up with a retort when the Fratton End started singing "Who the effing hell dropped that..."

More tea vicar just would not do!!!
 
#8
Ease Springs or Speak up, Brown, you're coming through.
 
#12
oi tart....Get your head under the covers and chew on that.
 
#13
The turtles head is nearly through
 
#14
Speak, O Toothless one.
 
#18
One thats little understood in Civvy strasse

'Patch up & move back to 200'
 

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