Fart etiquette; humorous retorts after release

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Swamp_Rat, Nov 1, 2007.

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  1. or, witty interjections following a horse and cart, intended to lighten an otherwise embarassing moment.

    I'll start with;

    (parp) 'What's that Skippy?'

    (parp again) 'The miners are in trouble?'

    In your own time, go on...
  2. how about

    Oh god Ive shat meself
  3. Shot, over!
  4. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

  5. 'Shot, out!'
  6. As a nipper I let a sneaky one out at a Football game. Aged 10 I could not come up with a retort when the Fratton End started singing "Who the effing hell dropped that..."

    More tea vicar just would not do!!!
  7. Ease Springs or Speak up, Brown, you're coming through.
  8. Prrrrrppppp!

    A bit more choke and that would have started!
  9. Parrrrrp

    "fall out the officers"
  10. Prrrrrp

    " I just sat on a duck "
  11. oi tart....Get your head under the covers and chew on that.
  12. The turtles head is nearly through
  13. Speak, O Toothless one.
  14. My heart doth speak when the moment is too sweet for words.

    Its worked too !