You guys know I live on a farm right? Well the other day this bloke comes and knocks on the door. "I see you've got some buttercups, would you mind if I went and got some butter?" "You don't get butter from butter cups you daft sod", replied I "I have a degree in Agriculture" he said, "I know what I am doing" and sure enough he comes back with some butter. The next day, Knock knock at the door and it's the same fella. "Mr Farmer, I noticed that you also have some honey suckle, would you mind? I do have a degree in agriculture you know" So after calling him a big daft cnut I let him go. Sure enough, and much to my astonishment, he comes back with the honey. The next day he's back and says "Mr Farmer, whilst I was out collecting the honey I also noticed that you've also got some pussy willow" "Hang on" I said, "I'll put my boots on, i'm coming with you."