Farmer HAMBUSHED

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by shaka, Jun 2, 2006.

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  1. A woman rescues a man yet again! :roll: :roll:

    Ice
     
  2. Yes she saved his bacon "Boom Boom"
     
  3. :D :D Thank you Shaka. I enjoyed that one.

    Ice :)
     
  4. Bet he squealed a bit though - no hamming it up.
     
  5. A 47 stone pig! Is its picture in the "dont hurt me" gallery?
     
  6. Why was the pig taken away to be destroyed then?

    MsG
     
  7. Pigs sound dangerous! 47 stone of pig should make a fair few sausages, bacon, gammon, baby back ribs etc
     
  8. Same thing happened to me... got mauled by a 47 stone pig. But I could have sworn the night before in the pub that she only weighed about 9 stone.... But no-one was there to save me!
     
  9. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    At a guess, to be turned into ham, pork and bacon.

    ;o)