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Farmer Giles

Farmer Giles walks into the bedroom, (where his wife is lies in bed) with a sheep under his arm and says "This is the pig I have to fuck when you’re not in the mood!”
His wife says "I think you'll find that’s a sheep dear!" To which farmer Giles replies "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"

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