Farmer gets lost in his own maize maze

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  1. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/06/nmaze106.xml

    Fits nicely with the 11 million can't read maps thread! :D
     
  2. I'm just amaized that he got lost in his own maze
     
  3. He 'oat' to know better than to go in alone.

    :oops: One coat please....to go!
     
  4. couldnt he have phoned someone and wheated for somone to help him?
     
  5. He could "barley" find his way out! Ithangyew.
     
  6. These jokes are a bit corny .
     
  7. Wheat a load of nonsense...apparently when he went missing they feared he was the victim of a cereal killer.

    I didn't have a coat so if I could just take this feed sack and a bit of baler twine? Thanks awfully.
     
  8. must have been a grain of truth in the customer feedback
     
  9. At least the fellow knew when to bale out ..........
     
  10. He sowed his own downfall afterall..
     
  11. Right that's enough...sileage is golden after all...
     
  12. I doubt there's a grain of truth in this story, but it brought a rye smile to my face
     
  13. I can't see it atractoring many visitors after this...
     
  14. Stop it with the puns, my sides are acre-ing! I don't want to hectare you but the combined harvest of this thread is not exactly filled with humus.