Farmer breaks penis

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ozgerbobble, Sep 23, 2005.

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    How the fook do you manage to do that 8O He must have had his purple headed womb ferret out and ready

    Guaranteed to have every bloke crossing their legs in sympathy
  2. Poor fu!cker
  3. A little story of Ozgerbobble´s Romanian relatives!!!! :lol:
  4. Sniff...poor man.... anyway, stuff him, let's see a piccie of his wife :twisted:
  5. What was this bloke, some kind of Frankensteins monster? There are no bones, tendons or ligaments in the penis.
  6. Really? :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Bet you'd not be willing to have anyone try to prove your belief by say, oh I don't know, snapping yours, now would you? ;)

    Beebs :D
  7. the pain ouch, no nookie for him for a while...
  8. Any photos of his missus?
  9. eugh not pretty either Beebs... could do with reading the de-fuzzing page, one too many dark and curlies there!
  10. Oh it looks so sorry for itself, that's if penis' have souls, have been brainwashed with too many little RTFQ stories!

    Also that man need a trim! OB man the razor!
  11. I think I'm going to stop tucking into this large sausage sandwich :wink:
  12. FFS beebs... have a heart!
  13. Yep, read that, and it confirms my assertion that there are no bones, tendons or ligaments in the penis. Penile fracture is entirely different to the usual understanding of the term "fracture".

    Is there a doctor in the house?

    As for my "old fella" you could drop his tractor on it Beebs, and I woudnt bat an eyelid. :wink: