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Farewell Carol...Thinking Mans MILF!

#1
Countdown will never be the same again now that Carol has gone. My maths improved dramatically over the years hoping that Carol would get her kit off. Hopefully Playboy next stop!

2 + 2 = 5. See missing her already!!
 
#3
Oh come on! She's a right royal pain in the arrse who dropped her own arrse when her price tag was cut. She clearly expected Chan 4 to back track but guess what? She picked up her coat on the way out the back door. Thanks for coming sweet cheeks!

Du du - du du - du du du dum - peew!
 
#4
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Oh come on! She's a right royal pain in the arrse who dropped her own arrse when her price tag was cut. She clearly expected Chan 4 to back track but guess what? She picked up her coat on the way out the back door. Thanks for coming sweet cheeks!

Du du - du du - du du du dum - peew!
You still would though!
 
#7
I give this thread about an hour before it goes downhill and contributors start waxing lyrical about Carol's great mathematical tendencies, or not! :twisted:

Litotes
 
#10
jack-daniels said:
Countdown will never be the same again now that Carol has gone

...
Carol is as close to my perfect woman as can possibly exist. Nice looking, intelligent, whitty and self-reliant (good figure too).

*Faints.*
 
#11
RAMC said:
Doctor doctor, Everytime I watch countdown I get an erection...

You should be very pleased thats an eight letter word :roll:
While I didn't spit coffee on my keyboard or dribble some wee into my skivvies, I did laugh at that.

I should get out more...sorry. :oops:
 
#12
RAMC said:
Doctor doctor, Everytime I watch countdown I get an erection...

You should be very pleased thats an eight letter word :roll:
I see your eight and raise you this:

Richard Whitely died of pneumonia, earning him fifty points for using all nine letters and all five vowels.
 

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