Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scarletto, Jun 30, 2010.
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Has he died or fecked off yet.
I'm just waiting for Mr blue_sophist to turn back up and start gobbing off at everybody again.
Ssssssh. Don't wake him, he's napping. Heavy session on the Brasso last night.
YOU UNSPEAKABLE SPLITTERS!!
Get back in the Bumper, Farewell thread immediately you swines!
Is that alcohol L/Pte Jones? Well? Hand it over...now cut along.
(Waits. Waits some more.)
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG...
I have it on good authority that Bumper has carked it. I read it here. DII access required.
Both Bumper and Pope Pious Blue_Sophist are currently unavailable as they downed an industrial sized container of floor cleaner between them last night. Twixt the periods of self-flagellation and dribble-mouthed righteousness they proclaimed themselves Saints, burning images of the cross on their turgid button mushrooms before entering each other's mouths in a frenzy of charidee related gay antics. The pair of cunts.
During the latter stages of lower colon mining, B_S supped 4 bottles of Brasso, the remainder of a Toilet Duck and a Glade Plug In. The raging alcoholic cunt.
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