Fantasy War: Sort of Celeb Death Match for Countries

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BuggerAll, Mar 2, 2008.

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  1. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Which two (+) countries would you like to see go to war and why? Maybe N Korea and Pakistan...

    My vote is for France and Italy.

    M Le General Jean Piere et Marie Claude cutting a dashing military figure in his cammo Daisy Duke shorts and Brokeback sun hat held a press conference to denounce Italian fashion war crimes, claiming that French soldier's senses were insulted by Italian uniforms with feathered hats and coloured cravats.

    Meanwhile the UN reports that 2 of it observers have been overwhelmed when 10,000 men of the Italian Mountain Division surrendered to them. The poor UN men were already dealing with French Brigade that had thrown down its weapons sought their protection.
     
  2. England and France. We are long overdue...
     
  3. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Please may the Scots join in? (With the English for this one)
     
  4. Switzerland and Sweden.

    The fuckers claimed neutrality during WWII - Lazy bastards whilst everyone else was fighting.
     
  5. The Heavyweight Championship: Septics vs Ivan!

    No buckets of instant sunshine. Conventional Forces only.
     
  6. I don't think their white flag factory could meet demand
     
  7. Australia and NZ

    Or

    South Africa and Zimbabwe
     
  8. Has to be China v Russia.... Which side would we be on?
     
  9. Lichtenstein versus the Vatican State.
     
  10. Luxembourg VS Lichtenstein.


    Justify your existence!
     
  11. Luxembourg v Scotland.

    Would be nice to see the Jocks have chance of winning one for once. (Although i would have a side bet on Luxembourg).
     
  12. Columbia and Afghanistan...

    Winner gets the drug trade...........And a Bucket of Sunshine
     
  13. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    Belgium and Jersey. They have so much in common these days.
     
  14. Any African Nation v Any African Nation.

    Oh wait there, they already do.
     
  15. Sorry but Lichtenstein are too busy fighting against the Vatican to go to war with Luxembourg.

    Can you wait till next week?