Fantasy War: Sort of Celeb Death Match for Countries

BuggerAll

LE
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#1
Which two (+) countries would you like to see go to war and why? Maybe N Korea and Pakistan...

My vote is for France and Italy.

M Le General Jean Piere et Marie Claude cutting a dashing military figure in his cammo Daisy Duke shorts and Brokeback sun hat held a press conference to denounce Italian fashion war crimes, claiming that French soldier's senses were insulted by Italian uniforms with feathered hats and coloured cravats.

Meanwhile the UN reports that 2 of it observers have been overwhelmed when 10,000 men of the Italian Mountain Division surrendered to them. The poor UN men were already dealing with French Brigade that had thrown down its weapons sought their protection.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#3
Blue_On_You said:
England and France. We are long overdue...
Please may the Scots join in? (With the English for this one)
 
#4
Switzerland and Sweden.

The fuckers claimed neutrality during WWII - Lazy bastards whilst everyone else was fighting.
 
#5
The Heavyweight Championship: Septics vs Ivan!

No buckets of instant sunshine. Conventional Forces only.
 
#6
Blue_On_You said:
England and France. We are long overdue...
I don't think their white flag factory could meet demand
 
#7
Australia and NZ

Or

South Africa and Zimbabwe
 
#9
Lichtenstein versus the Vatican State.
 
#11
Luxembourg v Scotland.

Would be nice to see the Jocks have chance of winning one for once. (Although i would have a side bet on Luxembourg).
 
#12
Columbia and Afghanistan...

Winner gets the drug trade...........And a Bucket of Sunshine
 

Guns

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#13
Belgium and Jersey. They have so much in common these days.
 
#14
Any African Nation v Any African Nation.

Oh wait there, they already do.
 
#15
Pompeii said:
Luxembourg VS Lichtenstein.


Justify your existence!
Sorry but Lichtenstein are too busy fighting against the Vatican to go to war with Luxembourg.

Can you wait till next week?
 
#16
dingerr said:
Luxembourg v Scotland.

Would be nice to see the Jocks have chance of winning one for once. (Although i would have a side bet on Luxembourg).
"cough"Bannockburn!"cough" :twisted:
 

Sixty

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#17
dingerr said:
Blue_On_You said:
England and France. We are long overdue...
I don't think their white flag factory could meet demand
In that case maybe they'll just decide to do what they did in the Hundred Years War and kick your arse?
 
#18
Germany and France. The Germans normally invade the France and give them a good kicking every 30 or 40 years or so which means they're overdue by a good 35-40 years. Plus it would just be as funny as fuck, maybe we could promise them Alsace-Lorraine back and to stay out of it this time. :D
 
#19
Tartan_Terrier said:
Pompeii said:
Luxembourg VS Lichtenstein.


Justify your existence!
Sorry but Lichtenstein are too busy fighting against the Vatican to go to war with Luxembourg.

Can you wait till next week?
Perfect. The Swiss Guard will brutally mow down the small number of baffled conscripts that Lichtenstein will just manage to produce leaving the way clear for a sound drubbing to be administered by the Glorious Luxembourg Army consisting of, er, 790 men (possibly).


Edited because I am a kn0b.
 
#20
Brick said:
Germany and France. The Germans normally invade the France and give them a good kicking every 30 or 40 years or so which means they're overdue by a good 35-40 years. :D
Is that where the Truemor about the French Roads Being Tree Lined to give the Germans a nice shade with which to march to Paris under...
 

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