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Fantasy Third Reich

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by MrPVRd, Apr 21, 2005.

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  1. MrPVRd

    MrPVRd LE

    A third term, a Third Reich? Who would have what job in the Reichschancellory?

    Adolf Hitler - Tony Blair. The same messianic delusions of grandeur, although Hitler had a smaller ego and a better-looking missus.
    Hermann Goering - John Prescott. Fat pompous substance abusers (morphine and pies respectively) with airs and graces and a penchant for Elton-John style living.
    Martin Bormann - Gordon Brown. Effectively second in charge, fingers in every pie, scheming against other figures.
    Heinrich Himmler - David Blunkett!
    Josef Goebbels - Alastair Campbell. What more can you say?

    Any further advances?
     
    MrPVRd, Apr 21, 2005
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  2. benjaminw1

    benjaminw1 LE

    Alisdair Campbell - Heydrich
     
    benjaminw1, Apr 21, 2005
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  3. MrPVRd

    MrPVRd LE

    Upon reflection I think that some of Neu Arbeit may have to job-share, as there are so many twisted personalities behind the red rose!
     
    MrPVRd, Apr 21, 2005
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  4. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer

    Hoon = Feld Marshall Keitel - arrse licker extraordinaire
     
    X-Inf, Apr 21, 2005
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  5. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    John Reid - Himmler

    Rupert Murdoch - Goebbels

    Tiger Tank - Prezza...
     
    Cuddles, Apr 21, 2005
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  6. shortfuse

    shortfuse LE

    blunketts hund .... blondie.
     
    shortfuse, Apr 21, 2005
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  7. MrPVRd

    MrPVRd LE

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    "Jawohl, mein Fuhrer! The British Army can do it!"

    (pause for arrse-kissing)
     
    MrPVRd, Apr 21, 2005
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  8. galgenberg

    galgenberg LE

    Was this thread inspired by the occasion of Adolf Hitler's 116th birthday yesterday (which he celebrated quietly in the Antarctic base in Neu Schwabenland with Elvis and Lord Lucan) :lol:
     
    galgenberg, Apr 21, 2005
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  9. WEATHERMAN1956

    WEATHERMAN1956 War Hero

    Hey Hangman...I had a beer with a dude called 'English John' at a bar in Odessa a few daze ago. Said he was 'Lord Lucan-bach'...hummm.

    http://www.luckenbachtexas.com/

    English John bought the beers.

    :)
     
    WEATHERMAN1956, Apr 21, 2005
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  10. galgenberg

    galgenberg LE

    As they say "Texas is a state of mind" :)
     
    galgenberg, Apr 21, 2005
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  11. Desert_Fox

    Desert_Fox Swinger

    Rudolf Hess = Robin Cook (yes - lock the ****** up)
     
    Desert_Fox, Apr 21, 2005
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  12. WEATHERMAN1956

    WEATHERMAN1956 War Hero

    oh...add a pix:

    [​IMG]

    English-John
     
    WEATHERMAN1956, Apr 21, 2005
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  13. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    I think you are mistaken, in every picture of Blunkett's hound I've seen she is a brunette...??

    (With apologies to Kimberley Quinn and two fingers ("he's holding two fingers up David!!") up to Blunkett...)
     
    Cuddles, Apr 21, 2005
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  14. MrPVRd

    MrPVRd LE

    Yes! Lunatic who does a runner early on in the war! :twisted:
     
    MrPVRd, Apr 21, 2005
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  16. galgenberg

    galgenberg LE

    Baldur von Schirach=Margaret Hodge
    Martin Bormann=Peter Mandelson(I realise that may be offensive as PM is of the tribe of "Red Sea Pedestrians-but you have to see the similarities)
    Leni Riefenstahl=Kirsty Wark
    [​IMG] Dr. Kundt=Geoff Hoon
    Julius Streicher=Peter Hain
    Dr Mengele=John Reid................usw
     
    galgenberg, Apr 21, 2005
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