A third term, a Third Reich? Who would have what job in the Reichschancellory?
Adolf Hitler - Tony Blair. The same messianic delusions of grandeur, although Hitler had a smaller ego and a better-looking missus.
Hermann Goering - John Prescott. Fat pompous substance abusers (morphine and pies respectively) with airs and graces and a penchant for Elton-John style living.
Martin Bormann - Gordon Brown. Effectively second in charge, fingers in every pie, scheming against other figures.
Heinrich Himmler - David Blunkett!
Josef Goebbels - Alastair Campbell. What more can you say?
Any further advances?
Adolf Hitler - Tony Blair. The same messianic delusions of grandeur, although Hitler had a smaller ego and a better-looking missus.
Hermann Goering - John Prescott. Fat pompous substance abusers (morphine and pies respectively) with airs and graces and a penchant for Elton-John style living.
Martin Bormann - Gordon Brown. Effectively second in charge, fingers in every pie, scheming against other figures.
Heinrich Himmler - David Blunkett!
Josef Goebbels - Alastair Campbell. What more can you say?
Any further advances?