A third term, a Third Reich? Who would have what job in the Reichschancellory? Adolf Hitler - Tony Blair. The same messianic delusions of grandeur, although Hitler had a smaller ego and a better-looking missus. Hermann Goering - John Prescott. Fat pompous substance abusers (morphine and pies respectively) with airs and graces and a penchant for Elton-John style living. Martin Bormann - Gordon Brown. Effectively second in charge, fingers in every pie, scheming against other figures. Heinrich Himmler - David Blunkett! Josef Goebbels - Alastair Campbell. What more can you say? Any further advances?