Fantasy Third Reich

[MrPVRd]

A third term, a Third Reich? Who would have what job in the Reichschancellory?

Adolf Hitler - Tony Blair. The same messianic delusions of grandeur, although Hitler had a smaller ego and a better-looking missus.
Hermann Goering - John Prescott. Fat pompous substance abusers (morphine and pies respectively) with airs and graces and a penchant for Elton-John style living.
Martin Bormann - Gordon Brown. Effectively second in charge, fingers in every pie, scheming against other figures.
Heinrich Himmler - David Blunkett!
Josef Goebbels - Alastair Campbell. What more can you say?

Any further advances?

 

[benjaminw1]

Alisdair Campbell - Heydrich

 

[MrPVRd]

Upon reflection I think that some of Neu Arbeit may have to job-share, as there are so many twisted personalities behind the red rose!

 

[X-Inf]

Hoon = Feld Marshall Keitel - arrse licker extraordinaire

 

[Cuddles]

John Reid - Himmler

Rupert Murdoch - Goebbels

Tiger Tank - Prezza...

 

[shortfuse]

blunketts hund .... blondie.

 

[MrPVRd]

Hoon = Feld Marshall Keitel - arrse licker extraordinaire

"Jawohl, mein Fuhrer! The British Army can do it!"

(pause for arrse-kissing)

 

[galgenberg]

Was this thread inspired by the occasion of Adolf Hitler's 116th birthday yesterday (which he celebrated quietly in the Antarctic base in Neu Schwabenland with Elvis and Lord Lucan)

 

[WEATHERMAN1956]

Hey Hangman...I had a beer with a dude called 'English John' at a bar in Odessa a few daze ago. Said he was 'Lord Lucan-bach'...hummm.

http://www.luckenbachtexas.com/

English John bought the beers.

 

[galgenberg]

Hey Hangman...I had a beer with a dude called 'English John' at a bar in Odessa a few daze ago. Said he was 'Lord Lucan-bach'...hummm.

http://www.luckenbachtexas.com/

English John bought the beers.

Luckenbach is my antique rockin’ chair. Come sit in it with me but don’t molest my rockin’ chair.”

As they say "Texas is a state of mind"

 

[Desert_Fox]

Rudolf Hess = Robin Cook (yes - lock the ****** up)

 

[WEATHERMAN1956]

oh...add a pix:

English-John

 

[Cuddles]

blunketts hund .... blondie.

I think you are mistaken, in every picture of Blunkett's hound I've seen she is a brunette...??

(With apologies to Kimberley Quinn and two fingers ("he's holding two fingers up David!!") up to Blunkett...)

 

[MrPVRd]

Rudolf Hess = Robin Cook (yes - lock the f***** up

Yes! Lunatic who does a runner early on in the war!

 

[galgenberg]

Baldur von Schirach=Margaret Hodge
Martin Bormann=Peter Mandelson(I realise that may be offensive as PM is of the tribe of "Red Sea Pedestrians-but you have to see the similarities)
Leni Riefenstahl=Kirsty Wark

Dr. Kundt=Geoff Hoon
Julius Streicher=Peter Hain
Dr Mengele=John Reid................usw

 

[Whiskybreath]

Nothing offensive about any of this. What has been particularly offensive is the obscene campaign by a large number of British academics and their institutions against Israel, their academics and their institutions. The attitudes and motivations of those who power this movement are particularly sinister, opposing as they seem to do, freedom of speech and democracy in support of an extreme form of nationalism - deja vu.

The Spectator ran an article by Douglas Davis on 16 April; "Anti-Semitic studies - University teachers discuss academic sanctions against Israel" which goes into the situation in more depth.

 

[bertha]

"The attitudes and motivations of those who power this movement are particularly sinister, opposing as they seem to do, freedom of speech and democracy in support of an extreme form of nationalism - deja vu."

And what disturbances are the Israelis causing in the midle east. Similar to the troubles in NI both sides are capable of being as bad as each other.

 

[Whiskybreath]

All a matter of outlook, really, although the party which in my opinion most closely resembles the National Socialists is Provisional Sinn Fein. The resemblance is beyond uncanny; their respective histories and intentions parallel each other, and although Herr Adams probably has no current plans for Poland or Czechoslovakia, Dublin is definitely on the cards for a somewhat more subtly-executed Anschluss.

 

[armourer]

A third term, a Third Reich? Who would have what job in the Reichschancellory?

Adolf Hitler - Tony Blair. The same messianic delusions of grandeur, although Hitler had a smaller ego and a better-looking missus.

Tony Bliar, like Adolf banned firearms...can't let the peasants have access to wpns can we.

 

[Cuddles]

Adolf Hitler - Tony Blair. The same messianic delusions of grandeur, although Hitler had a smaller ego and a better-looking missus.

Well judging by Tony's swelling gut, he is obviously not a vegetarian. Given the choice of yarking it up the WMF or giving her cyanide and then shooting her, well no contest really. Especially if we then get to burn their corpses just outside the Downingbunker....