Fantasy Messages to the England camp

#1
Idea shamlessly stolen from Talk Sport :wink:

We can't see Portugal winning.....Stevie Wonder ,Ray Charles
Come on Big Ears........Noddy to Wayne Rooney
I can't comment on the outcome of this event as it may effect my chance to become presedent of Europe ......Tony Blair
Awa ya fcuk's......Auldslapper (sorry, sapper)
Give em a whipping......Marquis De Sade


OK, its lame but the Reddog is starting to kick in, and there must be a few of you out there more pished than me :D
 
#3
The game, the bloody game!

Biased ref, irregular penalty distribution, fair English goal disallowed, Beckham misses first penalty or the round.

God it's close.

I need a drink.
 
#6
STUFFED BY A MUCKING SWISS GROCER :evil: :evil: :evil:
Slapper keep a low profile we know were you LIVE :twisted:
 
#8
That's terrible!!! Such bad losers!!!

Just want to say that again

LOSERS
LOSERS


C'mon the Portugual!!! Pitch in Auld_sapper, enjoy while we can!
 
#9
fish-head said:
That's terrible!!! Such bad losers!!!

Just want to say that again

LOSERS
LOSERS


C'mon the Portugual!!! Pitch in Auld_sapper, enjoy while we can!
Its ok the motherlands still in ..... come on Denmark
 
#10
polar said:
Its ok the motherlands still in ..... come on Denmark

As long as those b*stards are oot I don't care who wins! The best bit is when I travel south of the Rio Grande this weekend I can look REALLY REALLY smug!!! If I wasn't going I'd make of point of doing it.
 
#11
fish-head said:
polar said:
Its ok the motherlands still in ..... come on Denmark

As long as those b*stards are oot I don't care who wins! The best bit is when I travel south of the Rio Grande this weekend I can look REALLY REALLY smug!!! If I wasn't going I'd make of point of doing it.
Which bastards. Danelaw ober alles.

soz me is pizzed
 
#12
polar said:
fish-head said:
polar said:
Its ok the motherlands still in ..... come on Denmark

As long as those b*stards are oot I don't care who wins! The best bit is when I travel south of the Rio Grande this weekend I can look REALLY REALLY smug!!! If I wasn't going I'd make of point of doing it.
Which bastards. Danelaw ober alles.

soz me is pizzed
The English ones of course! I am joining you Polar, purely celebratory you understand.
 
#13
fish-head said:
polar said:
fish-head said:
polar said:
Its ok the motherlands still in ..... come on Denmark

As long as those b*stards are oot I don't care who wins! The best bit is when I travel south of the Rio Grande this weekend I can look REALLY REALLY smug!!! If I wasn't going I'd make of point of doing it.
Which bastards. Danelaw ober alles.

soz me is pizzed
The English ones of course! I am joining you Polar, purely celebratory you understand.
Vost dat the Jovickshire Rebulican Army
 
#15
polar said:
Vost dat the Jovickshire Rebulican Army
I am afraid freetranslation.com doesn't do danish. Bloody useless cheapskates!
 
#16
i thought the second goal was ok :evil: not offside at all
 
#17
Sensible for a sec. The Jocks going on about being different (hate hte english). so did we admit a little pissed we joined the same argument. Hence the St George flags.

Soz a local derby for me is against Germany or Denmark not anyone North,West or South (tht'd be France)
 

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