Eye_Spy on the "Would Harry make a good officer" thread made the following comment: "I would rather have a prince in the Army who genuinely wants to be there instead of a prince who joins because he feels he has to. A willing volunteer is better than 10 pressed men and all that." Well of course this is true but that made me think...... If I could draft anyone into the Army and be personally responsible for their "training" who would it be. Like Fantasy genocide but the joy goes on and on. I'd have the following waiting to be picked up at the train station, travel permit in hand. Piers Morgan (oh it was too easy) I'd have him buffering the ceiling in the Guard room before he could say "forgery", before a few laps around the harbour perimeter - crawling obviously whilst Cpl McNasty provides motivation with an ETH.