Fanny flashbacks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by trickywoo, Oct 24, 2010.

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  1. I'm going over the side at the moment with a local woman. Every ten minutes I'm getting flash backs of her fanny. Sort of flapbacks. Like it's right there in front of me. It's doing my head it. Is this normal? Never happened before and some previous bifters have been quite passable by my own woefully low, low standards.

    What's worse is that the spousal unit prefers the 70s look and the other one is shaved and now I want to see what they look like the other way around. Sort of a compare and contrast exercise. Would it be too weird to shave the missues when she's asleep and just sort of sprinkle the off cuts onto the other one when it's kipping? There's a blonde / brunette issue but it would still sort of make sense.
  2. Note to self, "Get some specs". I thought it said ,splashbacks.
  3. You know, it's funny you should mention that. The new one does the whole squirty 'is it pee or not' thing during oral and I'm quite used to it now. After a good soaking and a bit of a snog afterwards splashback's a definite issue.
  4. I thought you were a nosy fat cunt with an unhealthy interest in other mens bottoms? What are you doing with a bird?
  5. Because I'm no longer fat.

    Am still a cunt.
  6. And still taking it up the poop chute?
  7. Youse really must stop looking at 'Tinternet porny, my frend..... It can do yer heid in with all those obsessions can make you 'act out' specially if youse has had a belly foo 'o booze......

    PS.... do yer dream about fanny flaps all nite.........?? The School Matron told me years ago that I would go bald, deaf and my eyesight would not be good if I kept thrapping as an obsession..... it's true I tell ye....
  8. I saw a post by Markintime the other day, so he hasn't disappeared completely.