Love a hairy growler. Some of the hairy pies you could get in Germany. Ever since I found that clump of pubes in my chicken and mushroom pie I have had a fetish for them. Any colour any smell any taste any texture and any age (14 plus).
When I was a young 'un me dear auld Na-Na used to say "Son, if God hadn't meant you to eat it he wouldn't have made it look like a doner kebab". If I find hairs in my kebab there will be warm words before bedtime. Fucking Fannury indeed.