After pondering my wasted youth and coming across this web site : http://www.thekrankies.cwc.net/ I have contemplated the idea of would I throw one up Jimmy Krankie? He/she is tiny and looks great in a nice dress. I can imagine spinning 'Jimmy' around my tube like a human windmill. The more I think about it the more the idea appeals to me. I am thinking a Krankie spitroasting with Ian to help sorting 'Jimmy' out. I am also inviting 'Jimmy' to become an arrse maiden. Check out 'his' dress. I am about to plan an act of piracy on the high seas and I need a crew. My plan is to scuttle their Cruise ship and kidnap 'Jimmy' and use him as my Cabin Boy for some pirate adventures. Shiver me timbers, who's up for it me hearties? So come on be honest would you Krank up a Krankie? Fandabidozi!