Fancy Dress?

#1
Have a Childhood memory fancy dress party coming up and need a funny costume idea. Gary Glitter my favourite so far, but has anyone else got a better idea?

Mustard
 
#2
Premature ejaculation,
Just go in a pair of boxers and when they say what are you here as you say a premmie, I just come in me pants
 
#3
colonel_mustard said:
Have a Childhood memory fancy dress party coming up and need a funny costume idea. Gary Glitter my favourite so far, but has anyone else got a better idea?

Mustard
Is this a kids party ?
 
#4
Gary Glitter would be great if its at a playgroup or a school. How about a concert and going as Michael "more plastic than Visa" Jackson.
 
#7
"fire alarm"

glass jar over kn0b, then tell the doris' that if there is a fire. break glass, pull kn0b & i'll come as quick as i can.
 
T

TheSnake

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#9
Elvis theme.
Everybody knows words to most of his songs, and gear is easy and cheap to get hold of....That way, everybody will look like a ttwwaaaatttt !!!
 
#14
My brother went to a bad taste party in a badly ripped de-mob suit, blackened face and hands and his hair spiked straight up.

Mayor of Hiroshima!

Edited for having only two fingers but eight thumbs!
 
#16
a blood spattered white coat and an unravelled steel clothes hanger.


Back street abortionist
 
#17
gimp suit and when asked what that has to do with childhood memorys say it what most of the kids around your way will remember you for.
 
#18
"Up above the streets & houses, Rainbow flying high... Paint the whole world with a RAINBOW!"

The answer is simple my friend;

Goeffrey:

The well intentioned but clearly misunderstood guy. In a 'Likes kids but doesn't wanna fuck 'em honest' kind of way. I believe there is something very sinister lurking behind that mohair sweater. Also req's cargo pants & deck shoes.

George:

Pink suit obviously. Try to conduct yourself like a R. SIGNALS Tp Comd & you'll pass it off, no bother.

Bungle:

Big wooly f*cker. Admit it. You've all met somebody like this. Reminds me of a RA Cpl I met on my Drill Instr Cse. No offence.

Zippy:

PM MDN & he will show you the way.

Failling that, dress as any one of Rod, Jane & Freddy and you could pass for a member of the current Cabinet i'm sure.

I hope this helps,

Teuss!

Steiner
 

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