Fancy Dress

Discussion in 'Seniors' started by Wobblyhead, Jun 14, 2006.

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  1. At a bit of a loss, I've got mine sorted out, but need decent ideas for the missus - the theme is Western (original I know), and she's looking for something a bit different. She was going to go as a Saloon girl (well up for that myself - stockings and basque etc - her not me!) but having talked to other WifInt sources it seems that everybody elses wife is going as one. She doesn't fancy going as a squaw or cowgirl - any ideas?

    NB. I will try to pass off any good ideas as my own and take full credit. :wink:

    Many thanks in advance.


  2. A nun, everyone wants to fcuk nuns at parties and she can wear the stockings etc under the habbit!
  3. a saloon girl :wink:
  4. Why not go as Mr Blobby, nothing to do with the Western theme, however;

    1. All the wives will talk about her all night.
    2. She can act like a cnut, and blame it on the Blob meister!

    Good luck in making the suit.
  5. Tell her to go as one of the Wurzles there from the West :wink: