fancy dress

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Apr 4, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.

    "Stay there baby" she said to me, "while I nip upstairs and put it on to show you."

    She came back down, opened the living room door and stood before me.

    "Wow honey, that's a winning costume you've got there." I told her. "That's the most convincing killer whale outfit I've ever seen."

    She replied......... "I'm a nun, you bastard!
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  2. BiscuitsAB

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  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  4. Or the wife that came downstairs wearing nothing but black gloves and black socks. Hubby asks scratching his head, "What are you going to the party as love?" She immediately jumps into the star-jump position and beams, "The five of spades!"
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  5. Well nicked, cuz thats just like mine would be these days.