A woman gets an invite to a fancy dress ball, she looks through her wardrobe and can't find any thing suitable. The night of the party arrives and she turns up to the house and knocks on the door. The butler opens the door and asks who she has come as, she throws off her fur coat and stands naked in front of him and says " I've come as Eve" the butler says " I am sorry Madam, but nudity does not represent anybody" and shuts the door. The woman goes home and returns wearing black shoes and black gloves. She knocks on the door, when the butler opens the door and asks her who she has come as, She throws off her fur coat, stands with her feet apart and her arms held apart above her head and tells the butler that she has come as the five of spades.