Fancy Dress

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Black chap and his wife get invited to a fancy dress party. Bloke cant decide what to go as so the wife decides for him. She throws him a white beard and a red suit.
"Whats that?" he asks.
"Santa suit" she says.
"You stupid cow. When did you last see a black santa? Take it back and get me something else."
So she takes it back and throws him a rabbits suit.
"Whats that?" he asks.
"An easter bunny outfit" she says.
"You stupid cow. When did you last see a black easter bunny? Take it back and get me something else."
So she takes it back and throws a lollypop stick at him.
"Whats that?" he asks.
"A loolypop stick" she says.
"What am I supposed to do with that?" he asks
"Stick it up your fcuking arsse and go as a fcuking choc-ice."
 
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