Fancy Dress - Should I.............

#1
I'm not exactly flush at the moment and I've just forked out 40 quid for a knights costume for a 'Medieval Wedding' (long and sad story behind it!).

THe costume should be arriving by Friday, and I've now also been invited to a halloween fancy dress party this Friday.

Now being the sensible sort and not listening to the Emperor Mong, I dont want to wear the one Ive bought for the wedding as it will no doubt get trashed and I'll end up having to go in a GS blanket with a rope tied round my waist as Friar tuck or something!

Digging through my cupboard I turf out my old AGC Mess Dress. Hmm I thinks to myself. Mess Dress, plus a pipe, a stick on handlebar moustache and some comedy medals (my real ones are framed!) and I could go as a dashing sergeant!

So, the question is - Mess dress never to be used again - OK for fancy dress or what????

Over to the floor......................
 
#4
[quote="indigo" ]So, the question is - Mess dress never to be used again - OK for fancy dress or what????

[/quote]

Computer says "No"

Your'e not mates with a certain James Shortt are you?
 
#5
Is it Halloween themed fancy dress or general fancy dress?

Cheapest ordinary fancy dress is go undressed save for a pair of underpants. If anyone asks what you're dressed as you say you're a premature ejaculation ... "I've just come in my Y-fronts!"


Taxi!
 
#7
If you have to ask the question then people are going to laugh at you anyway, regardless of what you are dressed in, so do what you want.
 
#8
get out your old stay-press strides, some white socks and any other items of suitably tasteless attire and hey-presto, an instant roc-ape outfit.
 
#9
Stick some swastikas on the sleeves and strategically shave your moustache..............after all it was good enough for Prince Harry.


edited to add....this is for the party, not the wedding
 
#10
get out your old stay-press strides, some white socks and any other items of suitably tasteless attire and hey-presto, an instant roc-ape outfit.
Son... If you weren't there when Sta Prest, (note the spelling you ignorant turd), were being worn thus showing you have no clue what you are talking about you should probably slide on back into kindergarten until you can play with the big boys...

'Cos otherwise you're just making yourself look like a cnut... Ooops, too late... :wink:
 
#11
Funny that. Every time I've been to a formal mess do and someone turned up in AGC mess dress I've always said "Fcuk me, is it fancy dress?"
 
#12
Go in your wifes clothes. Walt problem solved AND you might pick up
 
#13
indigo said:
I turf out my old AGC Mess Dress. Hmm I thinks to myself. Mess Dress, plus a pipe, a stick on handlebar moustache and some comedy medals (my real ones are framed!) and I could go as a dashing sergeant!
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Is it the taffeta one? Or the new one with the skirt?

If you take the collar dogs off, you could pretend you were WRAC again.
 
#14
Markintime said:
AGC mess dress? So what are you going as, a cnut?

Bloke at a fancy dress party with a wig sewn into his shirt at the chest and another sewn into the front of his jeans around the crotch area.

Question - " So, what have you come as then "?

Answer - " A pair of cnuts "
 
#15
The_Snail said:
indigo said:
I turf out my old AGC Mess Dress. Hmm I thinks to myself. Mess Dress, plus a pipe, a stick on handlebar moustache and some comedy medals (my real ones are framed!) and I could go as a dashing sergeant!
..
Is it the taffeta one? Or the new one with the skirt?

If you take the collar dogs off, you could pretend you were WRAC again.
You had to do it didn't you, you mentioned "them", now the flashbacks and nightmares will kick off all over again, well thanks very much.
 
#16
jarrod248 said:
My opinion - never do fancy dress - ever!
Oh do f-uck off Jarrod... you're a screamer so by definition every day is a fancy dress party for you...

Here's some CCTV stills of you going to the shops "incognito"

 
#17
Airborne_Aircrew said:
get out your old stay-press strides, some white socks and any other items of suitably tasteless attire and hey-presto, an instant roc-ape outfit.
Son... If you weren't there when Sta Prest, (note the spelling you ignorant turd), were being worn thus showing you have no clue what you are talking about you should probably slide on back into kindergarten until you can play with the big boys...

'Cos otherwise you're just making yourself look like a cnut... Ooops, too late... :wink:
Fcuk me, its the grammar and typo police - even more amusing considering its from a roc - graduated from crayons have we?

Bite me you screamer
 
#18
Airborne_Aircrew said:
get out your old stay-press strides, some white socks and any other items of suitably tasteless attire and hey-presto, an instant roc-ape outfit.
Son... If you weren't there when Sta Prest, (note the spelling you ignorant turd), were being worn thus showing you have no clue what you are talking about you should probably slide on back into kindergarten until you can play with the big boys...
'Cos otherwise you're just making yourself look like a cnut... Ooops, too late... :wink:
Yes R S, A A is right as Rock Apes are apart of the "Big Three" and you should be sh1tting yourself as he's probably nails.......LOL :oops:

However the attaire that you mentioned was worn by most "Rocks" larging it in Chippenham on a Saturday night at Golddigger's in the 80's, when us real Soldiers turned up in our Gucci "drinking order" they soon left leaving all the totty for us..... :wink:
 
#19
Kakashi said:
Go in your wifes clothes. Walt problem solved AND you might pick up
I ve never failed to trap off when in Fancy dress as a Bird......women love it.....but dont do it on your own and hang around bars in Plymouth
 
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