fancy dress ideas?

[stet]

The only pub in the village where i live is doing a compolsary fancy dress for new years eve, with a theme of costumes begining with the letter "p". I'm stuck for ideas ive spoken to a few others and they all say the boring pirate,pimp, prozzy or go in my usual get up and say im a piss head or pervert but if i have to look a t1t then its going to be memerable, i was thinking maybe getting a small toy doll hanging it out of my trousers and going as a peadofile, but im not sure how the locals would respond! Any ideas please help, and no mdn i wont get a real kid to hang out of my trousers!

 

[VerminWA]

Pimp!

Edit to say apologies for not reading your thread all the way through before posting!

 

[IndianaDel]

This might help. Stick a Pencil up your Podex and when asked tell them you are a Pencil Sharpener.

 

[VerminWA]

Put a dog collar on and have the doll hanging out your troosers, when asked what you are, say "Well obviously I'm a catholic priest!"

 

[Chuzu]

go as postman pat

 

[CAARPS]

How about a pilot!!
Grow your head twice the size of normal people.
Talk about yourself all night and if/when the subject changes say "that’s all very well, but about me again"
Oh yep: you need to wear a grow-bag and make a big point about not drinking alcohol.

 

[Mighty_doh_nut]

The only pub in the village where i live is doing a compolsary fancy dress for new years eve, with a theme of costumes begining with the letter "p". I'm stuck for ideas ive spoken to a few others and they all say the boring pirate,pimp, prozzy or go in my usual get up and say im a urine head or pervert but if i have to look a t1t then its going to be memerable, i was thinking maybe getting a small toy doll hanging it out of my trousers and going as a peadofile, but im not sure how the locals would respond! Any ideas please help, and no mdn i wont get a real kid to hang out of my trousers!

Looking at your picture in the gallery, just cut your hair like a Brazilian and go as a cnut

 

[VerminWA]

The only pub in the village where i live is doing a compolsary fancy dress for new years eve, with a theme of costumes begining with the letter "p". I'm stuck for ideas ive spoken to a few others and they all say the boring pirate,pimp, prozzy or go in my usual get up and say im a urine head or pervert but if i have to look a t1t then its going to be memerable, i was thinking maybe getting a small toy doll hanging it out of my trousers and going as a peadofile, but im not sure how the locals would respond! Any ideas please help, and no mdn i wont get a real kid to hang out of my trousers!

Looking at your picture in the gallery, just cut your hair like a Brazilian and go as a cnut

Cnut doesn't start with a P! You mean pussy?

 

[pompey]

A bottle of Ragu poured over the body, a sprinkling of cheese and some pepperoni slices and you've got a PIZZA

 

[mushroom]

Dog collar, dark jacket and a liberal helping of safety pins, et voila

Sid Vicar the Punk Priest.

 

[sarnian]

Pterodactyl mate. a poncho, and a hastily folded Blue Peter beak. Always a winner - sets you up to burn the morons who start a convedrsation with "I thought Pterodactyl starts with a 't'"...

 

[Rossi]

The king of all costumes - PENIS

 

[CAARPS]

Dress like a prime minister and go as a presidents pet poodle

 

[crosshill]

Get down the scrapyard and get an old steering wheel, put it around your neck akin to a necklace and go to party:
Princess Di

 

[LordVonHarley]

Dress like a prime minister and go as a presidents pet poodle

Cover your self in sh!te and go as the Presidents pet poodles poo!

 

[TVEDU_RED]

Paint yourself red, cover yourself in tampax and turn up as a period?

 

[LordVonHarley]

Slip into a pair of y fronts and let your blader go ....and go as a P!ss stained pair of pants

 

[Auld-Yin]

The letter 'p'

OK, try

Poof
Pederast
Pilot (chopper type)

All the same - what you need is a light blue beret (Non UN)

or

Just be like everyone else

'P' leased to be there - go as yourself or as an Arrser


Enjoy

 

[mini_rq]

Bin bags , gaffa tape, a snooker ball and a piece of paracord. Dress up like a gimp and get the missus to drag you about all night. It doesn't start with P but it would be fairly memorable.

 

[mini_rq]

Call your self a plastic fetish man, that starts with P, or a porn star dressed up for his next role