fancy dress ideas?

The only pub in the village where i live is doing a compolsary fancy dress for new years eve, with a theme of costumes begining with the letter "p". I'm stuck for ideas ive spoken to a few others and they all say the boring pirate,pimp, prozzy or go in my usual get up and say im a piss head or pervert but if i have to look a t1t then its going to be memerable, i was thinking maybe getting a small toy doll hanging it out of my trousers and going as a peadofile, but im not sure how the locals would respond! Any ideas please help, and no mdn i wont get a real kid to hang out of my trousers!

 

Pimp!

Edit to say apologies for not reading your thread all the way through before posting!

 

This might help. Stick a Pencil up your Podex and when asked tell them you are a Pencil Sharpener.

 

Put a dog collar on and have the doll hanging out your troosers, when asked what you are, say "Well obviously I'm a catholic priest!"

 

go as postman pat

 

How about a pilot!!
Grow your head twice the size of normal people.
Talk about yourself all night and if/when the subject changes say "that’s all very well, but about me again"
Oh yep: you need to wear a grow-bag and make a big point about not drinking alcohol.

 

Looking at your picture in the gallery, just cut your hair like a Brazilian and go as a cnut

 

Cnut doesn't start with a P! You mean pussy?

 

A bottle of Ragu poured over the body, a sprinkling of cheese and some pepperoni slices and you've got a PIZZA

 

Dog collar, dark jacket and a liberal helping of safety pins, et voila

Sid Vicar the Punk Priest.

 

Pterodactyl mate. a poncho, and a hastily folded Blue Peter beak. Always a winner - sets you up to burn the morons who start a convedrsation with "I thought Pterodactyl starts with a 't'"...

 

The king of all costumes - PENIS

 

Dress like a prime minister and go as a presidents pet poodle

 

Get down the scrapyard and get an old steering wheel, put it around your neck akin to a necklace and go to party:
Princess Di

 

Cover your self in sh!te and go as the Presidents pet poodles poo!