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I am applying for this, in triplicate (cos my hands are very shaky) now.

All my life has obviously been a training scheme aimed at this moment.
ideally with an understanding of the rules applied to late-night erotica.

Please do not submit CVs if you do not have relevant experience.

I hate to p1ss on your fire's, but I doubt any of us are eligible (shame really).

Goku, this is probably the first decent thing you've posted.
Wonder if they need anyone to validate the recording and editing process... Perhaps some of the crew are looking for an NVQ assessor????
A few years ago a mate of mine was an accountant. He was also a giften amateur musician. After punting his wares about to various people he got a gig putting together the score for a porn film. It wasn't quite what he expected, but as I pointed out at least it would guarantee that his music would go out to a large audience, albeit one not actually listening to it much.

So he could "get a feel" for the movie he went on set (a large warehouse apartment in Southwest London) and met some of the cast members (large breasted, bi-sexual women of the gorgeous variety) and watched them "at work" on numerous occasions. He would then go down the pub with them and the crew for a few drinks.

This man is the spawniest cnut I have ever met.

I saw the film, it was great but I still haven't a clue what the music sounded like.

Just wonder if you hear the music, can't remember where you heard it, but your subconscious gives you a stonker??

Then mate plays music at party with other halves in tow - embarassing or what!!

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