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#2
JESUS H. TITTYF*CKING CHRIST!!!

I am applying for this, in triplicate (cos my hands are very shaky) now.

All my life has obviously been a training scheme aimed at this moment.
 
#3
ideally with an understanding of the rules applied to late-night erotica.

Please do not submit CVs if you do not have relevant experience.

I hate to p1ss on your fire's, but I doubt any of us are eligible (shame really).

Goku, this is probably the first decent thing you've posted.
 
#5
Wonder if they need anyone to validate the recording and editing process... Perhaps some of the crew are looking for an NVQ assessor????
 
#6
A few years ago a mate of mine was an accountant. He was also a giften amateur musician. After punting his wares about to various people he got a gig putting together the score for a porn film. It wasn't quite what he expected, but as I pointed out at least it would guarantee that his music would go out to a large audience, albeit one not actually listening to it much.

So he could "get a feel" for the movie he went on set (a large warehouse apartment in Southwest London) and met some of the cast members (large breasted, bi-sexual women of the gorgeous variety) and watched them "at work" on numerous occasions. He would then go down the pub with them and the crew for a few drinks.

This man is the spawniest cnut I have ever met.

I saw the film, it was great but I still haven't a clue what the music sounded like.

V!
 
#7
Just wonder if you hear the music, can't remember where you heard it, but your subconscious gives you a stonker??

Then mate plays music at party with other halves in tow - embarassing or what!!
 

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