Good job you're too old now to be trying to get women's undies off.
The modern woman wears something called Spanx. An unholy alliance between the company that made whalebone corsets back in the day and the company that makes Osprey body armour now.
Here's Tina Fey sporting the full Monty.
You think you had trouble coping with women in big pants. Check out Spanx finest:-
There was a time when all a chap had to take on a date was a zippo to light her fags, enough cash to get her drunk and a packet of three in case you got lucky. Those days are gone, Today's well equipped man about town needs a pair of those shears they use in hospital to cut boiler suits off injured workmen in A&E.