Fancy a bit of Ginger? NSFW

Yes, just batshit crazy, the lot of them!
The conversation went thus

God. Morning Adam
Adam. Morning, Boss
G. I have decided to make a companion for you,.
A. Oh, a'right
G. She [for I have also just invented pronouns] will be fun to be with, have certain physical characteristics that you may find interesting, including bumpy bits and squidgy parts that you'll find most pleasurable.
A. This sounds like fun.
G. it will be, you'll do things that will make you feel great and it'll save me the hassle of making more of you.
A. Is there a downside?
G. Weeeeelllllll
A. Of, fukk, here we go, what is it, will she smell?
G. Not really, though she may fart now and again.
A. Will she be violent?
G. Only one week a month.
A. So what, then?
G. SHE'LL BE A FUKKIN' LOONY PSYCHO HOSE-BEAST!
[God exits left giving the world's first MWAAHHHHHHHAAAHHHAAA - later made popular by The Emperor Mong]
 

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