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Fan mail

Seem like there is an uberfan out there, somebody who has created a profile just to send love letters to me (but I'm guessing its deep affections may not be exclusive to me, the slag).

Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Preferably in the most painful and agonizing way possible? Retard

Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, or by getting your cranium smashed in.

STFU shithead, before you get your head kicked in.
From Unrequited love

I got a lovely warm feeling. I've got a stalker. :D


Damn, I've not got one either :( WTF do you have to round here to get an internet stalker?!?!


Book Reviewer
I have only had one death threat, but in hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea to leave incriminating letters lying about for the ex wife to find.

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