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Fan mail

#1
Seem like there is an uberfan out there, somebody who has created a profile just to send love letters to me (but I'm guessing its deep affections may not be exclusive to me, the slag).

fuckwit
Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Preferably in the most painful and agonizing way possible? Retard



Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, or by getting your cranium smashed in.


STFU shithead, before you get your head kicked in.
From Unrequited love

I got a lovely warm feeling. I've got a stalker. :D
 
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PrinceAlbert

Guest
#14
Damn, I've not got one either :( WTF do you have to round here to get an internet stalker?!?!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#20
I have only had one death threat, but in hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea to leave incriminating letters lying about for the ex wife to find.
 

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