Fan mail

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BrandySoured, Mar 17, 2011.

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  1. Seem like there is an uberfan out there, somebody who has created a profile just to send love letters to me (but I'm guessing its deep affections may not be exclusive to me, the slag).

    From Unrequited love

    I got a lovely warm feeling. I've got a stalker. :D
  2. Got an similar message from this numpty. Not a clue who it is, or what they are referring to.
  3. As I thought. It is a whore, a slut, a spunk-bucket.
  4. stx65500 has not made any friends yet

    You don't say. I was first, anyway.
  5. I do hope it becomes one of the stalkers that the pervasive/ vocal members of ARRSE seem to aquire, I've never had one before.
  6. I think I'm jealous, I dont get messages like that. I just get ones asking for naughty photos.

  7. Show us ya tits........:nod:
  8. email me, I have the perfect shot for you

  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Get your clacker out!
  10. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    I got one too.
    I'm gutted that it was not special hate for me and I have to share......
  11. I feel left out. I never get stalked.

    And I haven't seen TPBD's gutted trout either. It's sooooo unfair!!!

    *stomps off to bedroom slams door and turns up emo music*
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I havn't got one either, you lot think your oh so fucking special don't you.
  13. bugger, I never got one left out do I feel! :(
  14. Damn, I've not got one either :( WTF do you have to round here to get an internet stalker?!?!
  15. TPBD has some Claymores handy?

    .....Ohhh.... That clacker.