Fan mail

Seem like there is an uberfan out there, somebody who has created a profile just to send love letters to me (but I'm guessing its deep affections may not be exclusive to me, the slag).

fuckwit
Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Preferably in the most painful and agonizing way possible? Retard



Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, or by getting your cranium smashed in.


STFU shithead, before you get your head kicked in.

From Unrequited love

I got a lovely warm feeling. I've got a stalker. :D
 
Got an similar message from this numpty. Not a clue who it is, or what they are referring to.
 
Got an similar message from this numpty. Not a clue who it is, or what they are referring to.

As I thought. It is a whore, a slut, a spunk-bucket.
 
M

Mark The Convict

Guest
stx65500 has not made any friends yet

You don't say. I was first, anyway.
 
I think I'm jealous, I dont get messages like that. I just get ones asking for naughty photos.

TPBD
 
email me, I have the perfect shot for you


TPBD
 
I feel left out. I never get stalked.

And I haven't seen TPBD's gutted trout either. It's sooooo unfair!!!

*stomps off to bedroom slams door and turns up emo music*
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
I havn't got one either, you lot think your oh so ******* special don't you.
 
P

PrinceAlbert

Guest
Damn, I've not got one either :( WTF do you have to round here to get an internet stalker?!?!
 
bugger, I never got one either.....how left out do I feel! :(

Damn, I've not got one either :( WTF do you have to round here to get an internet stalker?!?!

Well Brandy was nice enough to post the profile so should we pop along and introduce ourselves? Seems rude not to really.

First one to get a death threat is the winner!
 
I think I'm jealous, I dont get messages like that. I just get ones asking for naughty photos.

TPBD

Can you post some pictures of yourself au natural in naughty poses? Bugger that was supposed to be a PM not a post.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
I have only had one death threat, but in hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea to leave incriminating letters lying about for the ex wife to find.
 
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