Famous sayings

#1
does anyone remember any famous sayings

for example

kill one man and your a murderer
kill a million and your a conquerer.
 
#4
QinetiQ said:
does anyone remember any famous sayings

for example

kill one man and your a murderer
kill a million and your a conquerer.
Along the same lines.....

'It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.'

Voltaire

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#7
What, you came in his face?
 
#9
''Football isnt a question of life and death . its more important than that.''

Bill Shankley
 
#10
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Benny hill
 
#12
Theres only two things in the sea, submarines and targets.

A navy SO1 at my gaff
 
#13
"You only have too much fuel when you are on fire" - Anon, aircrew

"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb." - Benny Hill

"If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no vintage/classic helicopter fly-ins?" - Anon
 
#15
Extremism in the defence of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!

- Barry Goldwater [ July 16, 1964 ]
 
#16
How about some pithy comments from the world of sports?

Newsman to Darrel Chaney, Atlanta Braves shortstop:
" How can managment keep the Braves on their toes?"
Darrel:
" Raise the urinals "

Mike Tyson responding to sportswriter Wallace Matthews:

" He called me a ' rapist ' and a ' recluse '. I'm not a recluse. "

Eddie Eichorn, White Sox Owner:
" I told [ GM ] Roland Hedmond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said ' Dave Wehrmeister's got 11 letters. Is that a big enough name for you?"
 
#17
better to be tried by ten than carried by six
 
#18
Go to bed with Sharon Stone. Wake up with 20 stone.

You drive like old people fcuk

If it aint spit, it aint love (with regards anal lube)

Up the arrse; no babies!
 
#19
I bet for you Pte ###### is is a BLT in 15 Secs BFT in 15 mins.....my OC to the well rounded soldier on a regimental parade in early 90s not sure if he would get away with such comments nowadays
 
#20
happyhammer said:
''Football isnt a question of life and death . its more important than that.''

Bill Shankley
A few more from the great man:

After the 5:1 defeat by Ajax in the European Cup in 1967:
'Five-one...Aye, that should help them to make a game of it when they come to Anfield for the 2nd leg.'

Everton had just signed Alan Ball so Shankly decided to welcome him by phoning him.
'Congratulations on your move son. You'll be playing near a great side.'

"I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I'd break my wife's legs if I played against her, but I'd never cheat her."

It wan't our wedding anniversary, it was her birthday, because there's no way I'd have got married in the football season. And it wasn't Rochdale, it was Rochdale reserves.
Bill Shankly refutes stories saying he had taken his wife Nessie to see Rochdale on their wedding anniversary, 1960's
 

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