Famous peoples last words....What would be yours....

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  1. 'Made a note in my diary on the way over here........................................
    ..............simply said Buggar!'
     
  2. I remember my old Dad's last words.

    Oh Feck a bus.
     
  3. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    "Allah Akbar" - it'll totally throw the bish giving me the last rites
     
  4. Come on, you cnut, thats a shit gun.......
     
  5. 'Why shouldn't I touch thi.......?'
     
  6. Well it looked like ice cream?
     
  7. I'll try anything once, why not death.
     
  8. Ungh... remember to get my money back from that cnut at 7-62.com

    (sorry couldn't help it "guaranteed to save your life or your money back")

    How about this then

    Vidi, Vici, Veni -

    I saw, I conquered, I came : Yabadabbadooo - that's the way to go
     
  9. "Yes love, your arrse DOES look fat in that"
     
  10. All thats left to do is attach the two cables......................................

    Here lies S_D what a Cnut
     
  11. I loved Richard Harris's famous last words whilst being carted out of a restaurant...

    "It was the foooood"
     
  12. The absolute ultimate last words from Spike Milligan.

    Engraved on his gravestone:

    "I told you I was ill."


    CLASSIC!!!
     
  13. It wasn"t me HONEST