Famous people versus your choice of animal!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tartan_Terrier, Nov 29, 2005.

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  1. I was listening to the radio this afternoon when I heard an old Jimmy Somerville number, and me being me, I couldn't help but wonder if he could still hit those high notes whilst fighting off a drug crazed rottweiler.

    So which famous people would you like to see in a gladiatorial fight to the death,with which animal, and why?

    Personally I'd really like to see Victoria Beckham pitted against an affectionate but shit covered sheep, because I think it could be rather funny to watch!
     
  2. you're very odd, T_T.
     
  3. "Personally I'd really like to see Victoria Beckham pitted against an affectionate but s*** covered sheep, because I think it could be rather funny to watch!"

    Oh really, that is utterly lamb-entable, or are you just trying to pull the wool over our eyes?

    ...now if you had suggested putting an alcoholic footballer in a wine cellar, without a corkscrew, and with his hands tied behind his back...
     
  4. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Yes, he is, but I would like to see Delia Smith with one arm tied behind her back fending off a randy labrador.
     
  5. ok, i'll play. John Leslie and a lion.

    let's see him try to rape that. f*cking asshole.

    or just tie him face down to a table and let loose a rampant horny bull.

    in fact, you're right TT. this is kinda fun.
     
  6. Ooooooooooooooooo.....ogh!

    (Whoops, sorry!)
     
  7. Dale winton and a moth
     
  8. Boy George and a wolf.



    Karma, karma, karma chameleon that f*ucker!
     
  9. Who is this Winton person you keep mentioning?

    I would personally like to see the whole of Westlife versus a bear AND an alligator.

    I would give the stinking animals a lot of drugs beforehand, and make sure the bear and alligator were tipsy on Guinness.
     
  10. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    John Prescott v. an angry manatee, in a large tank of baked beans - will Two Jags defend himself, or try to eat all the beans?
     
  11. It'll never happen. From what I have heard, the bear and the alligator always start fighting. I never find out who wins though.
     
  12. Spice girls Vs T-Rex

    TCB Vs Charles Bronson (the serial Killer)
     
  13. The bear obviously.

    I would also like to see Katie Melua, in a wetsuit full of herrings, in a fish tank full of sharks. I know that will bring a smile to some blokes' faces but I would like to see them ripping her throat out, so she can't wail about them bloody bikes again. The moaning cow.
     
  14. i'd like to see Ant and c unting Dec, tied back to back ... smeared in syrup, and have a beehive full of pissed off african killer bees smashed over their heads.

    lets see the chirpy little homo's "get the hell" out of that ..... fuck ing c0ck ends...


    one sided .... but i think you'll agree funny in the extreme
     
  15. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Bliar's WMF with her arms weighted in all the court records of 'human rights for paedo tree-huggers' cases she's taken, fighting off Chucky the psycho doll, (after he's OD'd on Viagra,) who's 12" black mamba dildo has been replaced with a Husquarvana chainsaw.

    Let's see the bitch fight her slimy way out of that.