Tiredness has crept in and am sat here, fuller than Anyas bra reflecting on the day. Fantastic to have the little one, the whole episode was centred around her, and having her around almost made hosting the in and outlaws tolerable. Hundreds of quids worth of toys and she opts to play with the foam wrapping of a parcel and a Â£9.99 Black and Decker Chainsaw I bought her as a bit of a wheeze and to get up the other halfs nose. The highlight of my day has been watching her tear down the hallway with the chainsaw on full power yelling 'DIE FAT NANNA' I was still chuckling in my Christmas pud at the horror on her saggy jowells when she was attacked by a cute 2 yr old brandishing power tools. I'm still in the doghouse now, and after a festive row I've ventured into the office to finish a bottle of baileys have a scan round here. Anyoen elses children attempt to carve up the mother in law?