Falklands Police and missing cocaine

#2
Says a lot about the double locked cells and forgets to mention that the door didn't reach the floor and you could reach in. What's the cut for the coppers?
 
#3
"Local police have been interviewing the suspects for 3 days about the missing cocaine, but are finding it difficult to get a word in edgeways to ask any questions"
 
#9
Career firing......
 
#10
One of the prisoners has been released now but the police have promised to drop him a line....................
 
#11
Back in the 80s one of the blokes working at MPA was found guilty of statute rape, he had been caught banging his girlfriend's 15 year old daughter. he was sentanced to REPAINT THE POLICE STATION, I kid you not and was in THE GLOBE every night as I think they gave him the keys to the nick so he could come and go without bothering the plod.
 
#12
:D :D :D Knowing one of the coppers down there who was in one of my old units it doesn't surrpise me 8O


:D :D :D
 
#13
tropper66 said:
Back in the 80s one of the blokes working at MPA was found guilty of statute rape, he had been caught banging his girlfriend's 15 year old daughter. he was sentanced to REPAINT THE POLICE STATION, I kid you not and was in THE GLOBE every night as I think they gave him the keys to the nick so he could come and go without bothering the plod.
In those the Magistrate was the bloke who ran the Peguin brewry
 
#14
Now I understand the phrase "we don't drink, we just stick to coke".

So when they saw it they started singing I'm dreaming of a white Xmas.
 
#15
30 kilos of coke that would be enough to make the whole island high as a kite for months weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :twisted:
 
#18
Two overweight prisoners were caught sniffing crushed sweetners.....................They were told it was diet coke.
 

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