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#1
Apart from penguin watching any body got any ideas on what courses are available down there on the Island ???

Am wait for the usual incoming!!!!!!
 
#2
plenty of sheep available, should be course on identifying the various breeds, so you can find which ones push back best :)
 
#5
West Lagoons Farm
A nine-hole golf course is located near this 5,000-sheep farm. Visitors can stay for up to five nights in the family's home.
There are probably others as well.
 
#8
There is a big library in MPA, where you can sign out language CDs and phrase books.

Pop into the Education Centre and ask.

Don't forget to go to Stanley every weekend, and get laid by Michele (Cafe owner) and Treena, the local bikes lol.
 
#9
Pyrex said:
There is a big library in MPA, where you can sign out language CDs and phrase books.

Pop into the Education Centre and ask.

Don't forget to go to Stanley every weekend, and get laid by Michele (Cafe owner) and Treena, the local bikes lol.
Know it well.......the kaff that is not the 2 birds!!! :wink:
 
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#11
Take plenty of German porn mate :D

Was the most boring place in the world in the 80s - mind they've probably got all mod cons nowadays :x
 
#12
You can always try one of these little ideas, somthing I did when I was down there in 2003:-

PROJECT STICKWOMAN
Get yourself settled in and sorted then find yourself a little Tubby Wren or a WRAF (shouldnt be hard). Once you have established a rapour with said Porker set yourself a goal to shag as many pounds off her as possible and see how thin you can make her, making sure at all times that when you are not boning the young wench she is not in the Naafi stuffing her chins with nutty or pastys.
This will pass some of the boredom down South anyway and make you a definate "Dirk Diggler" in the females quarters. 8)

PROJECT PORKER
This is bascially a reversal of the above project, you basically find a slim or normal sized WRAF/WREN (you may need a snipers chit for this) etc and build a relationship.You then start hoarding pastys, donuts, nutty bars etc in your cabin/room.
After each episode of indoor olympics you do, you break out some nutty and start feeding the bitch up big time. After a week or so you will start to see the results, keep feeding the wench and at the same time convince her she seems to be losing wieght and looking like a young Liz Hurley.
By the time your tour is up she will be a definate porker.
This project works better with your oppo's then you can have a Porkers League table, great fun.

:p
 

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