Am I the only "gentleman" who has ever spent an eventful hour or two with a beauty challenged lady? Been on the job for several hours with no sign of the special time on the horizon, take my tip, spit on her nipsy.
Obviously you then have to make all the relevant noises and twitches but by using this method you can kick the tubby lass out without hurting her feelings.
Obviously you then have to make all the relevant noises and twitches but by using this method you can kick the tubby lass out without hurting her feelings.