Several days ago was in the pub chatting to a group mostly made up of friends of friends, don't know them at all really but one of them handed me one of those 'business cards' that aren't really business cards at all, but excuses for people to print their contact details and try to look important. Anyway, it has the title 'Laird of Kincavel' on it, I had no idea this bloke was titled or anything so googled it and this comes up: http://kincavel.moonestates.com/ Question - how much of a tube would you have to be to: a) Buy a yard of land and pretend that makes you a titled landowner, surely if Rab C Nesbitt had joined the Buy Your Council House scheme that too would make him a laird? b) Actually print it out on business cards when all its got on is your email address and a distinctly dodgy technicolour crest on? c) Hand said cards out to people you barely know???. There is something extremely walt-ish about this kind of behaviour.