Doing some research and I need some ARRSErs' feedback. Today my sister called to tell me that she's thinking about getting breast implants. I have an inherent prejudice towards implants, as I am from L.A. and surrounded by horrible boob jobs...playing with them must be like knocking two croquet balls together â that's exactly how they look. Wooden balls under tightly stretched leather. Plus, it's sad that a woman that's fairly cute in all other aspects feels like she needs to mutilate herself to be complete. On the other hand, the science of implants has clearly advanced in terms of look and feel. And, as my sister tearfully pointed out when I made fun of her, I don't know what it's like to be flat-chested...it's apparently a genuine trauma in our culture. But the real question is, what do men think about fake t!ts? After all, they're the ones who are going to be handling them (for the most part). And who better to survey about t!ts than squaddies? Take them? Leave them? Encourage them? Hate them? Bought some for the missus recently? Results will be tabulated and factored into my advice to Sis. ARRSEttes: Your thoughts are appreciated as well!