Fake Penis

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by WalterWarry, Nov 25, 2008.

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  1. Sod! I thought it was another Jim Shortt thread! :wink:
  2. Don't take the pisss too much.

    One of our POW's in WW II , I cannot remember who or from which camp but, he made it out with such a device using the urine from another POW with a terminal disease.

    The Jerries let him out .
  3. so, not about dildos , then..

    still, those narrow minded government types for stifling the entrepreneurial spirit.

    Under what law are these guys being prosecuted?

    I'm thinking that had they only advertised this device as a ' gimmick'/fool your friends joke thing, they might have avoided the issue of ' counselling to commit an illegal act' .. recall all the audio-video recorder/DVD copy devices that disclaim their being used to dub copyright material [ even though everyone knows that they get used for just that ]..

    kudos that they got away with it for so long..
    sad that all their profits will be eaten up by the lawyers...
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  5. Had they been watching Withnail and I??
  6. Didn't Christian Slater get caught using one of those?
  7. I had a look on the website. Guess which team turned up here this morning!
  8. The "Time Team"?
  9. The A-Team??? :)
  10. Ha Smudge you witty fcuker! you are hilarious!

    No the CDT appeared, so I have spent this morning on badger watch to make sure no one is p!ssing from a fake clout. (With the exeception of our resident transgender that is.)

    Edited for mong spelling
  11. Where do I apply for that job? Do you have to administer "the finger check" to confirm said Badger is the real deal?
  12. Well Smudge you have to be female. A finger sweep was not necessary although shirts had to be lifted above the waist to rule out the use of any "equipment".
  13. I read that book (can't remember the name) but the guy was a newspaper reporter in Yorkshire, RAF, ended up going all over Eastern Europe and 'escaped' back into a camp to let someone else out. Then out again to UK to assist MI9 (escape & evasion for downed aircrew & POWs)

    The episode with the false phallus was hilarious, as they had to simulate a few other symptoms as well.