Fake Penis

#4
Don't take the pisss too much.

One of our POW's in WW II , I cannot remember who or from which camp but, he made it out with such a device using the urine from another POW with a terminal disease.

The Jerries let him out .
 
#5
so, not about dildos , then..

still, those narrow minded government types for stifling the entrepreneurial spirit.

Under what law are these guys being prosecuted?

I'm thinking that had they only advertised this device as a ' gimmick'/fool your friends joke thing, they might have avoided the issue of ' counselling to commit an illegal act' .. recall all the audio-video recorder/DVD copy devices that disclaim their being used to dub copyright material [ even though everyone knows that they get used for just that ]..

kudos that they got away with it for so long..
sad that all their profits will be eaten up by the lawyers...
 
#8
Didn't Christian Slater get caught using one of those?
 
#9
I had a look on the website. Guess which team turned up here this morning!
 
#12
smudge67 said:
The A-Team??? :)
Ha Smudge you witty fcuker! you are hilarious!

No the CDT appeared, so I have spent this morning on badger watch to make sure no one is p!ssing from a fake clout. (With the exeception of our resident transgender that is.)

Edited for mong spelling
 
#13
D0lly86 said:
smudge67 said:
The A-Team??? :)
Ha Smudge you witty fcuker! you are hilairius!

No the CDT appeared, so I have spent this morning on badger watch to make sure no one is p!ssing from a fake clout. (With the exeception of our resident transgender that is.)
Where do I apply for that job? Do you have to administer "the finger check" to confirm said Badger is the real deal?
 
#14
Well Smudge you have to be female. A finger sweep was not necessary although shirts had to be lifted above the waist to rule out the use of any "equipment".
 
#15
old_bloke said:
Don't take the pisss too much.

One of our POW's in WW II , I cannot remember who or from which camp but, he made it out with such a device using the urine from another POW with a terminal disease.

The Jerries let him out .
I read that book (can't remember the name) but the guy was a newspaper reporter in Yorkshire, RAF, ended up going all over Eastern Europe and 'escaped' back into a camp to let someone else out. Then out again to UK to assist MI9 (escape & evasion for downed aircrew & POWs)

The episode with the false phallus was hilarious, as they had to simulate a few other symptoms as well.
 
#16
D0lly86 said:
Well Smudge you have to be female. A finger sweep was not necessary although shirts had to be lifted above the waist to rule out the use of any "equipment".

So was there any nice shaved clout on show :roll:
 
#17
D0lly86 said:
Well Smudge you have to be female. A finger sweep was not necessary although shirts had to be lifted above the waist to rule out the use of any "equipment".
That's sexist! Could I (assuming I get the job) ask the "ladies" in question to do it topless??
 
#18
right-grumpy said:
D0lly86 said:
Well Smudge you have to be female. A finger sweep was not necessary although shirts had to be lifted above the waist to rule out the use of any "equipment".

So was there any nice shaved clout on show :roll:
well me and my clique of the Wafia all have lovely lady gardens as one of our ladies is a "wax therapist" so sorts us all out on wine and wax night on the first Monday of every month. The women that aren't part of the ritual however could have certainly done with a bit of "landscaping".
 
#19
I for one REALLY love a nicely kept lady garden……… any chance you can PM me some pictures of the work in question so I can judge fairly?
 
#20
If they'd marketed it as a sex toy........and hinted at the possible other uses...
 
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