Fake Army be the best Ads - Any links?

[Pamphlet_storeman]

Anyone got any links to the fake Army be the best adverts you see knocking around the mess sometimes,

eg 'Are you lound and abnoxious?
Do you have a private estate in Scotland?
Etc Etc etc
Join the Infantry.

 

[wrinkles]

Got loads on a disc will see if i can find it.

 

[EX_STAB]

Anyone remeber teh spoof TA ones from the '80s?

Simon Black - Moron.
Kevin Smith - Sexually inadequate.
John Jones - Still lives with his mother.

They're in the Territorial army.....

So if you're a sexually inadequate moron who still lives with his mother and would like to spend your weekends running round Epping Forest with twigs in your hat you too could join....

 

[Fifth_Columnist]

Not the ones you are after, but these are funny:

 

[Fifth_Columnist]

Apologies for the IT chimpery!

 

[Fifth_Columnist]

I really am bad at this!

 

[Fifth_Columnist]

And another:

 

[Fifth_Columnist]

And, not a recruiting poster, but my personal favourite:

 

[Ozgerbobble]

Do you mean this one?

 

[Yellow_Devil]

...

 

[Pamphlet_storeman]

All good, Ozgerbobble has hit the nail on the head, any more of these works of genius

 

[brocky]

Where's the cav one?

 

[Pamphlet_storeman]

The Infantry one would be awesome if anyone has it?

 

[Red7]

Yep

 

[barbarasson]

I remember a much better guards one on cavalry lines.

 

[EX_STAB]

No wonder I gravitated to infantry!

 

[Pamphlet_storeman]

And hey presto, a bit of decoration for my new civi bathroom, maximum annoyance for the mrs and many cries of 'Grow up'!!

 

[brocky]

Fantastic!

 

[the_matelot]

I don't suppose anyone has the fake RM one where there's a picture of a cracker and it asks 'If your first instinct was to w@nk on it, you're the type of person we're seeking'?

 

[wellyhead]

I don't suppose anyone has the fake RM one where there's a picture of a cracker and it asks 'If your first instinct was to w@nk on it, you're the type of person we're seeking'?

That was a pisstake of the RM newspaper ad that ran in the Viz written by a real Royal.

Legend has it that the RMs ran the real one in Viz the very next month and lots of takers