Fake Army be the best Ads - Any links?

Discussion in 'Officers' started by Pamphlet_storeman, Feb 22, 2007.

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  1. Anyone got any links to the fake Army be the best adverts you see knocking around the mess sometimes,

    eg 'Are you lound and abnoxious?
    Do you have a private estate in Scotland?
    Etc Etc etc
    Join the Infantry.
  2. Got loads on a disc will see if i can find it.
  3. Anyone remeber teh spoof TA ones from the '80s?

    Simon Black - Moron.
    Kevin Smith - Sexually inadequate.
    John Jones - Still lives with his mother.

    They're in the Territorial army.....

    So if you're a sexually inadequate moron who still lives with his mother and would like to spend your weekends running round Epping Forest with twigs in your hat you too could join....
  4. Not the ones you are after, but these are funny:
  5. Apologies for the IT chimpery!

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  6. I really am bad at this!

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  7. And another:

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  8. And, not a recruiting poster, but my personal favourite:

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  9. Do you mean this one?

  10. All good, Ozgerbobble has hit the nail on the head, any more of these works of genius
  11. Where's the cav one?
  12. The Infantry one would be awesome if anyone has it?
  13. Yep

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  14. I remember a much better guards one on cavalry lines.