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Fake Army be the best Ads - Any links?

#1
Anyone got any links to the fake Army be the best adverts you see knocking around the mess sometimes,

eg 'Are you lound and abnoxious?
Do you have a private estate in Scotland?
Etc Etc etc
Join the Infantry.
 
#3
Anyone remeber teh spoof TA ones from the '80s?

Simon Black - Moron.
Kevin Smith - Sexually inadequate.
John Jones - Still lives with his mother.

They're in the Territorial army.....

So if you're a sexually inadequate moron who still lives with his mother and would like to spend your weekends running round Epping Forest with twigs in your hat you too could join....
 
#19
I don't suppose anyone has the fake RM one where there's a picture of a cracker and it asks 'If your first instinct was to w@nk on it, you're the type of person we're seeking'?
 
#20
the_matelot said:
I don't suppose anyone has the fake RM one where there's a picture of a cracker and it asks 'If your first instinct was to w@nk on it, you're the type of person we're seeking'?
That was a pisstake of the RM newspaper ad that ran in the Viz written by a real Royal.

Legend has it that the RMs ran the real one in Viz the very next month and lots of takers
 

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