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Fake Army be the best Ads - Any links?

Anyone got any links to the fake Army be the best adverts you see knocking around the mess sometimes,

eg 'Are you lound and abnoxious?
Do you have a private estate in Scotland?
Etc Etc etc
Join the Infantry.
 
Anyone remeber teh spoof TA ones from the '80s?

Simon Black - Moron.
Kevin Smith - Sexually inadequate.
John Jones - Still lives with his mother.

They're in the Territorial army.....

So if you're a sexually inadequate moron who still lives with his mother and would like to spend your weekends running round Epping Forest with twigs in your hat you too could join....
 
Do you mean this one?

 

Red7

Clanker
Yep
 

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I don't suppose anyone has the fake RM one where there's a picture of a cracker and it asks 'If your first instinct was to w@nk on it, you're the type of person we're seeking'?
 
the_matelot said:
I don't suppose anyone has the fake RM one where there's a picture of a cracker and it asks 'If your first instinct was to w@nk on it, you're the type of person we're seeking'?

That was a pisstake of the RM newspaper ad that ran in the Viz written by a real Royal.

Legend has it that the RMs ran the real one in Viz the very next month and lots of takers
 

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