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The Preacher says,
"Anyone with needs to be prayed for, come forward to the front, at the altar!"

Lamar gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Lamar, what do you want me to pray about for you."
Lamar replies:
"Preacher, me needs you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in Lamar's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Lamar's head and prays and prays and prays he prays for Lamar.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Lamar, how is your hearing now?"

Lamar says,
"Me don't know, Reverend, it ain't until next Wednesday."

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