Fairy tale

This is a fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little …

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I really am ...

... and then my sweet, we can marry and set up house together in your castle with my Mother, where you can prepare all my meals, clean my clothes and bear my children and forever feel happy and grateful for doing so."

That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned with garlic, white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself, "I don't f***in' think so!"
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