Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by johnw, Mar 8, 2010.

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  1. can't stand them don't won't watch pineapple dance studio but have to suffer the adds however turned on to the wright stuff only to see on the panel that balding arse wriggling lisping wisping faggot bastard off : pineapple dance , same faggot bastard on harry hills tv burb , makes my feckin blood boil , yes i know i need to get out more but you can't feckin move for the tw@ts :x :x
  2. And a double helping of fairy magnets please bartender!
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Someone dressed you up as a girl when you were only little, didn't they?

    Share with the group. Share your pain.
  4. I had Faggots from Cardiff Market the other day they were delicious with mushy peas
  5. shoot one of them as an example to the others
  6. RiflemanTom

    RiflemanTom Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    I've always wondered what faggots were exactly. Are they like a sort of "burger in a ball"?
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    We used to use faggots to burn Catholics. Then we joined the EU.
  8. good idea as they cant breed to replace the ones they lost .
  9. Saw the title, logged in expecting a lively exchange on the tasty savoury bundle enjoyed with mushy peas and lashings of vinegar only to have my hopes dashed. What a disappointment! You should think yourself lucky, in my job being a chutney ferret's almost compulsory...!
  10. You're so far in the closet you can see Narnia, sound familiar?
  11. There you go

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  12. Listen MATE! In the summer a dress is far more cooler than trousers or jeans and .................................oh crap wrong forum
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Not at all big boy. Hi.
  14. RiflemanTom

    RiflemanTom Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    I'm hungry now!
  15. As is touching the bottoms of small boys in your hobby. Interesting life you must lead...