Fadhel the Infidel

#1
Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder...

March 6: Los Angeles International and Fadhel Al Maliki, age 35, of New Jersey, is going through pre-board screening. lo and behold something turns up.. seems they spot some ' foreign objects' in Mr. Maliki..to wit one polished stone and one metal object shoved up his bum..

FBI screeners were skeptical of his explanation that they were inserted to ' fight stress '...

after doing a bit of poking into his past they discovered he had two convictions for violence on his chit - domestic violence and possession of an illegal weapon - result.. do not go to jail.. go directly to deportation to Iraq...

bet that relieved his stress...
 
#3
Forgive my ignorance... when did we start getting x-rayed at the airport?

Glad to see they just gave him the boot though, now if only they were this efficient with all the dead beats, drug dealers and used car salesmen...
 
#5
http://www.reuters.com/article/bondsNews/idUSN0643957420070306

A police bomb squad was called to examine what was deemed a suspicious item found during a body cavity search of the man. Local media reports said a magnet was found in his rectum.

"He was secreting these items in a body cavity and that was a great concern because there were also some electric wires associated with that body cavity," Larry Fetters, security director for the Transportation Security Administration at the airport, told reporters.
 
#7
Stretcher_Fetcher said:
Forgive my ignorance... when did we start getting x-rayed at the airport?

Glad to see they just gave him the boot though, now if only they were this efficient with all the dead beats, drug dealers and used car salesmen...
Oi!

Estate Agents, Politicians, Lawyers and Redtop Journos before car salesmen please!
 
#8
Civvy_Shot said:
Stretcher_Fetcher said:
Forgive my ignorance... when did we start getting x-rayed at the airport?

Glad to see they just gave him the boot though, now if only they were this efficient with all the dead beats, drug dealers and used car salesmen...
Oi!

Estate Agents, Politicians, Lawyers and Redtop Journos before car salesmen please!
At least somebody reads the smallprint.
 

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