Facts of life

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced that a friend had told her where babies come from.

    Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"

    The little girl explained, "Well, mummy and daddy take off all of
    their clothes, and then daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."

    Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye, and said

    "Oh honey, that's sweet but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewellery".