Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by MacFadyin, Dec 10, 2010.

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  1. With hindsight I should have posted my Faceboook status as; "I have blown the head gasket on my 1997 Ford" rather than "I've just f*cked a 13 year old escort"
    Still I don't get out much and a few hours at the police station made a nice change!
  2. well that made me laff, how much was the escort?
  3. Well, TBH I'd rather fuck a 13 year old escort than blow the head gasket on a 1997 ford!
  4. Amen to that - plus it's a lot feckin cheaper.