Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stabradop, Sep 29, 2009.

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  1. Is anyone else having trouble getting into FB today? Mine went apeshite around 11am and still cant get in
  2. The Frickers sabotaged it!
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Mine is fine.
  4. Same here, I thought it was because I was following the anti chav links :D
  5. Yup, it got real slow, now its gone totally
  6. Hevn't tried it as I hate it
  7. Helpful little thing aren't you?
  8. It`s stiil there on Facebook, you can access one if you have an account the other is members only and you have to request to join.
  9. Can't get on through my laptop but can on the iphone :?
  10. Chav Mong wrote a nice little Ditty.

    R.I.P young Matthew Fricker,
    With a lamp post in your ricker,
    Here you lie, upon a slab,
    Turned into a chav-kebab,
    I'm sorry for your Dad and Mummy,
    Since you became a crash test dummy,
    Your girlfriend's wracked,
    By pain and sorrow,
    She'll be getting it eleswhere by tomorrow
    You had a race, you didn't win it,
    Now you're a corpse, it's your fault innit?
    We're glad to see you in a hole,
    You've saved the country,
    Heaps of dole,
    You never worked, you had no class,
    Not fit to kiss,
    A soldier's arse.
  11. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    It got binned Jarrod, FB is working fine though, just been baiting another one on there.
  12. So normal people actually use it? I thought it was some sort of fad only used by the young people.
  13. Never bothered with FB mainly cos everyon else is on it and most of which have forgotten how to pick up a phone, or send emails with pics in them etc. (This comes from me having a convo with a dosey bint about why she was sat on one terminal in KAF, 'facebooking' the bloke sat next to her)
    But now I'm really tempted to join, purely for the sport of chav-baiting. Sounds fun.
  14. I bet all the "squaddies" :roll: are going into cold turkey as they haven't been able to bully a few children with their far superior grasp of the English language and all-round amazing "Squaddie Humour". Once you manage to get back on keep me posted on how the abuse is going and how much you enjoy it?
  15. Don't know about 'normal' being the correct word as I'm on it and a lot of my dodgy mates....who aren't chavs by the way!!